it’s that time of year again…

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Today was the fifth anniversary of the shootings that took place on my college campus. I wish that I had something profound or meaningful or comforting to say, but I don’t. I am just sad. Here’s a shot of the one giant candle I lit at Grace Cathedral in remembrance of that day. 

 

 

 

 

Caption this: “Shit that my [x] said” Edition

I can’t share the series of exchanges that lead to this face and the week of stress behind it– this is mid-Skype call, mind you– but you sure as hell can caption the hell out of it. Bonus points if you can related it to the consequences of engaging me before I’ve had my morning coffee.

Pissed #1

Here’s to hoping that I do not have a similar “Are you fucking kidding me?” day this week. There are not enough levels Angry Birds in Google Chrome (or anywhere else, for that matter) for this to be a regular thing.

In which I fail at Spotify

So if there’s anything at which I think I’m remotely good in this world, it’s ranting. I love, love, love ranting and to exercise my most favorite of pasttimes, complete with silly faces, I had planned a series of rants about the various failings, misgivings, glitches, bugs and some of the clunkier UI in some of the various apps I use on a daily basis.

First up, of course, was something I wanted to be enthusiastic about but couldn’t, Spotify. My main grievance was that there seemed to be no way to prevent a listening session from being shared with all of Facebook once I had signed in. While I’m usually cool with sharing (and sometimes oversharing), I wasn’t cool with all of Facebook knowing about my terrible (read: repetitive) listening habits. To prepare for an epic rant– I didn’t want to be misinformed!– I launched Spotify and started dicking clicking around…

“Heeeey….”

“WAIT!”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…”

“… what?

“Since when has THIS existed?”

“WHAT IS THIS PRIVATE SESSION BULLSHIT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND WHERE HAS IT BEEN?”

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT WHEN I WANTED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC ON REPEAT FOR FUCKING HOURS WITHOUT LETTING EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK KNOW THAT I’M THAT GIRL? Y U NO TELL ME THAT, HUH?! NOW I’VE HORRIFIED EVERYONE I KNOW ON FACEBOOK WITH THE NUMBER OF TIMES I’VE LISTENED TO DRAKE SINCE HIS ALBUM DROPPED AND ALL OF THAT COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IN THE FIRST PLACE? ”

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I was almost one of those idiots on the internet who knows nothing about the very thing against which they’re railing. Oops.

While the discovery of the “Private Session” feature topples my main qualm with Spotify, it isn’t entirely off the hook. I still have no idea where to begin fixing the fuckery that is my local library– why is there two of everything?!– and arguably, as someone who self-identifies as a technology enthusiast, it is my fault for not taking the time to get to know Spotify’s byzantine (to me) functionalities. I may yet forgive it for being a pain in the ass, though, if your full potential is realized and I achieve nirvana live  in a world in which I never have to use iTunes again.

I’m a ridiculous now.

I’ve been saving this picture– you  know me, I love ridiculous– for the right moment.

It’s here.

I’ve said all over the internet that I love my job. I’m incredibly lucky to work with the people that I do and to have the opportunities and freedom that I have to do almost anything I want for my company as long as I can justify it. I couldn’t be in a better place– I am constantly learning and my coworkers constantly inspire and challenge me or nudge me and give me room to grow and figure things out. I’m incredibly lucky to be in a position where I basically get paid to be myself, and I am can get excited about “silly things” like being retweeted (as us) by my favorite blogger, by getting a mention from another favorite blogger, and by other “little” things like Twitter and Facebook brand pages being launched in the near future. My family, bless their hearts, doesn’t quite get what my job is, but they get that I’m happy, incredibly happy and I’m not going to be coming home anytime soon.

I’ve been doing some work on my company’s Google + page– kill me, I waited for Google to launch multi-admin support until going for it– and while completing our profile, this exchange first happened in my  head, then my iChat, furrowed brow and all.

[Enters first URL]
Hey, I run that!

[Enters second URL]
“Hey, I built that!”

[Enters third URL]
“Hey, I built that, too!”

[Enters fourth URL]
“Whoa, I made that three!”

[pause]
“Wait, what? I’ve been busy! When did I do these things?”

… and then…
“Holy CRAP. We’re EVERYWHERE! … OH MY GOD, I HAVE AN EMPIRE NOW!”

See that look up there? That’s me looking ridiculous er, imperious. Look at me, yo, I’m an ridiculous empress. On the internets, even!

 

Again, iTunes? [A ragestroke.]

Instead of spilling another 1,200+ words on a blog post– no one will ever read this blog if I do that every time– I thought I’d share an e-mail that I wrote about my evening. For those of you know me personally, I’m sure you’re can already hear my voice saying every single word in your head. And, well, warning, there’s a very liberal use of profanity, especially the word “fuck.” [N.B. It’s the internet– I am well aware that I’m making ridiculous faces in the public domain and I’ve said the word fuck quite a bit, but I don’t care whatsoever if this is retweeted or shared. And despite iTunes and Siri, I still love Apple. ]

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Last night was one of those nights when I needed to sit down and get some work done in a cafe. I ordered my usual mocha and as you can see, I was incredibly thrilled about the work in front of me. I did put my serious work face (plus Kanye) on for two hours and after accomplishing next to nothing, I tired out (read: they closed) and went home to do my favorite thing in the world, snuggle with my MacBook (Pro).

 

In case you’re wondering, that looks something like this. (Poor me, I has an exhausted.)

 

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Four pillows and two blankets later– it was really, really comfortable — I even got my “I’m dicking around on the internet face” on, which usually looks way less “duck lips” than this.

 

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and then it happened. 

 

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A fucking popup destroyed my internet playtime.

 

I was all, “Huh? Why? What even? What the fuck is this thing I have to pay attention to now?”

 

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“Wait, what?… fucking iTunes? AGAIN?! Are you fucking kidding me?!”

 

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“NO, SERIOUSLY, DIDN’T I JUST FUCKING UPDATE iTUNES LIKE THREE DAYS AGO?! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!”

 

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“This literally cannot fucking be possible. Didn’t I, really, wasn’t it like …it was like three days ago, seriously! I am so sick of fucking updating iTunes! Do I have to restart my computer for this? Maybe I don’t want to restart my computer right now, SO THERE. I am so not updating this bullshit right now. And seriously, seriously, every three fucking days… Who do I have to bang at Apple to get fewer fucking iTunes updates?”

 

 

 

“Uggggghhhh, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. I’ll fucking update it tomorrow.”
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[Fin.]


Fine, world, I’ll blog more. (No, really– I won’t wait until the next time I’m involved in an event with a Nobel Peace Prize winner, mmmkay?)

I’d like to say that I fell out of the habit of blogging, but the truth is that blogging just isn’t a habit that I’ve yet acquired. I’ve tried, and I used to write more but I have a habit of overthinking things. I tend towards long sentences and complex sentence structures with complicated punctuation, and somewhere amidst all of the punctuation and the words and complicated phrasing, I get frustrated. I get frustrated, I lose sight of my original thought and I stop. I give up.

After what I’ve lived through this weekend, I’m not allowed to do that anymore. (ETA: Full video of the Suu Kyi Skype interview can be found here.)

Like all good things that happen in my life, it started with a tweet. Call him a mentor, call him a  friend, my former professor of from Virginia Tech was announcing his weekly office hours and I hadn’t stopped through in awhile. Sure, I had seen him tweeting about Aung San Suu Kyi and I knew that his  class had pulled off a great feat in viral videos when they lured Emilio Estevez and Martin Sheen to Virginia Tech to discuss their latest movie “The Way”… but I didn’t know that he was literally in the process of landing the interview of the century with the Nobel Prize winner. I did my usual thing– asked how things were, threw a few tidbits of edutech knowledge thought he should know about, and then I was all, “Oh, if you land that, get in touch with Skype! They’ve got Skype in the Classroom, I bet they’d totally be interested in what you’re doing.” (They were incredibly lukewarm about it– or about even having contact with me.)

I found out via another DM that they did it, they actually did itthey actually landed a date with Aung San Suu Kyi. NO BIG DEAL, YO, SHE ONLY HAS A NOBEL FREAKING PEACE PRIZE. No big deal at all, y’all, she’s just a major pro-democracy figure in Burma who had been put on house arrest for eleventy billion years and who is pretty much at the top of the list of Hillary Clinton’s newest BFFs.

Since moving to California from Virginia, I’ve floated between a few jobs, met some incredible people and internauted for my first startup in the Silicon Valley. Not long after, through yet another incredible tweet, I landed my dream job working in educational technology. I wake up some mornings and I still can’t believe it– someone actually pays me to tweet and Facebook, and post things for them on the internet, what?!– and I’m not sure that I ever really will.

Within ten seconds of getting the DM of a lifetime, I grabbed a pen and launched my RSS reader that’s full of edutech, edureform and educator blogs. I made an almost illegible shortlist of my favorites– only the best for Suu Kyi, people!– and I set about composing one of the most hurried and typo-ridden but enthusiastic e-mails of my entire life.

From the time I hit the send button on the e-mail to the moment I finally heard back from someone, I was an absolute nervous wreck. Would it take? Would it stick? Would it work? I had approached my dream-team of bloggers about writing something on the Plaid Avenger– when the someone I heard back from remarked about my voice and enthusiasm, I was less of a nervous wreck and more of a starstruck blog fan. I had never expected to be the one telling the story, and yet I couldn’t get the words on the screen fast enough.

After a day of editing and pulling apart and repackaging my initial e-mail into something more eloquent than my original rambling, I had concrete posts that were picked up by EdTech Digest and the Cool Cat Teacher blog. I realized later that there were STILL typos (I accidentally typed 30, not 20 and didn’t catch the mistake when discussing how long Suu Kyi had been on house arrest– sorry guys!) and that what I had written could still be tweaked, but none of that felt like it was of much consequence to me. Two people whose work I admire felt that I had a compelling, relevant story and they were more than willing to share it through the networks they’ve built. If nothing, the most incredible application of technology I’ve ever known to happen would be out there for other educators to learn from and adapt to their own classrooms, right?

I flipped when I watched the story break on Saturday afternoon, and I was incandescent with happiness when it meandered through the educators on Twitter. Retweet after retweet filtered through my Search column in Tweetdeck, but was it enough? Would more people hear about it? When the retweets were going so fast that I couldn’t keep up, I was blown away. When a Google Alert showed that a blogger from Ireland and Audrey Watters at Hack Education had also written about the story… ugh, guys, I just can’t, I can’t even… I can’t begin to fathom it at all. I would never have pursued a career in social media without having been inspired by the work that Professor Boyer + Katie do in their class, and there I was in the incredible, humbling position of being able to use the knowledge I’ve gained in the career they inspired me to pursue to help them get the world out what I agree is the, “Best Use of Skype, Ever.” My mind was and still is completely blown by the entire thing, and I know it will be for a long time to come.

I “attended” the Skype interview from my office in San Francisco this evening– a #wrvt Twitter friend improvised a UStream broadcast through their app on the iPhone– and even though I was joining from 3,000 miles away, I could feel the energy and the electricity and the overwhelming sense that history was being made right in front of my eyes. I wasn’t physically there, but I was still entirely blown away by the dignity, grace, wisdom and inspiring words Aung Sun Suu Kyi shared with my former professor and students. I was so crying at my desk (excitement + happy + exhaustion) and I so, so didn’t care.

I’ve said these things publicly and privately on Twitter today, but I’ll say them again here and now and all together this time…

Learning opportunities like what Professor Boyer executed on Skype with his class this evening are what educators and technologists should aspire to do every day. Many educators do aspire to these things and make them happen, but many more who would like to adopt this model are unable to because of limited technology funding, crippling budget cuts and poor decisions on the parts of policymakers who advocate ineffective education models and policies. At the end of the day, we’ve got to fix this mess, we’ve got to make education better and we’ve got to do everything we can to encourage students to want to learn. We need to make education the best that it can be and we need to do that now; if we can’t fix education, what can we do right? Is there even point to the rest of the work that we as a society do if it can’t be improved?

We live in an incredible era of seemingly endless technology and endless promise. I can only hope that these incredibly lucky #wrvt students are inspired to change and improve the world by Skyping Suu Kyi from class this evening. I was one of them a few years ago, and through technology, I was one of them again tonight.

Dots On: Yayoi and Lancome

Yayoi Kusama for Lancome

Celebrities and celebutantes lend their names to fragrance collections, accessories, clothing lines and everything in between, so  it shouldn’t have surprised me to see that artist/living Japanese national treasure/Queen of the Polka Dots, Yayoi Kusama,  partnered with Lancôme on their cash cow lip balm, Juicy Tubes. Yes, Katy Perry and Justin Beiber have nail polishes created in their honor, but they’re celebrities… celebrities, not famed, world-renowned, highly-respected visual artists scribbling on tubes of lip gloss. I know that commercialism and art is and was a thing (yes, Andy Warhol has come to mind), but Kusama’s work isn’t… like that… and isn’t there supposed to be a difference between the two? Either way, I would love to see the e-mail from Lancome that initially pitched this idea to her. Next up, Post-It will be contacting Harper Lee regarding paper designs.

art meets fashion
YSL/Mondrian, Hirst/Manolo Blahnik, Murakami/Louis Vuitton

Artists before and after Piet Mondrian have made appearances in contemporary fashion; the Yves Saint Laurent dress his work inspired is iconic, and even enfant terrible Damien Hirst’s dot print has appeared on boots and umbrellas. Yes, Takashi Murakami emblazoned cherry blossoms and space creatures all over Louis Vuitton bags sold at the Brooklyn Museum in 2008. But clothing, by many, is considered wearable art– for what other reason would the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute be in existence? Cosmetics and art, though, I’m convinced. (Cosmetic surgery and art, that’s another thing– Just ask Saint Orlan.) While Kusama appears to have polka dotted the packaging and drawn her trademark Yellow Submarine-esque flora underneath the text, I can hardly see someone considered a living legend in her home country taking package design work seriously.

I love Lancome’s Juicy Tubes. I love the work of Yayoi Kusama. I just don’t know that I love them… together. Combined. Co-branded and cross-partnered. Perhaps there’s some sort of Sephora department store kiosk hitting museum stores just in time for summer– or maybe I’m a little too elitist and anti-gimmick with my art tastes for my own good?

(Vogue via Jezebel)